Shirts
BOOBS
Ah BOOBS. Ladies - you have 'em. Guys - You know you love them. Show your support. Our first shirt is so far superior to shirts that say things like STOP STARING AT MY TITS in purple, sparkly, curlicued lettering. We say - Truth in Advertising - it's the best policy.
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Smoking Makes You Ugly
Again with the Truth In Advertising. We love this stuff.
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Misanthrope
So you say you dislike people. Don't you really just want your hairstylist to forego the small talk and cut your hair? Again, we are here for you with the Truth In Advertising. Make a statement and warn the world that you are not here for the small talk. To top it off, you will look smashing in this shirt.
Would you like details of the image? Here is the front and back. The shirt is offered in Black and Navy. Other colors are available upon request.
Our time is now
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Show your support for our new masters and save yourself unnecessary suffering.
This shirt is being offered on a pre-order basis. If you are interested in purchasing this shirt, please email me. I would love to make this shirt, but I would like to make sure that people are interested before I do.
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Other information
All shirts are $15.00 each. Shipping is $5.00 in the domestic USA. Shirts are shipped Priority Mail via USPS. All prices are in US currency. We try to ship as fast as possible, but occasionally we need to reprint shirts, so please allow a few extra weeks for printing and shipping. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for your shirt to arrive.
Ladies' shirts are printed on Bella baby dolls, because they are awesome. Men's shirts are printed on Hanes Beefy tee shirts. Standard colors are listed with each shirt. Other colors are available on request. Just email me, and we will make it happen.